Rylan’s Journey Home

I had the interesting question asked of me the other day.  “Mom, how do babies get out?”  Well, babies grow in tummy’s until they get nice and big.  Then when it’s time for them to come out, the lady whose tummy they are in will go to the doctor.  The doctor will help get the babies out.  “Mom, how do they do it?”  Well, the babies come out the ladies bottoms.  “Mom, was I a big baby?”  Yes, a very big baby with very big lungs!  “Mom, did I puke on dad?”  Yup, you spit up and coughed at the same time and blew it all over daddy’s face (a favorite story of his that happend to be caught on video by me)!  “Mom, did I poop on you?”  Yup, all over me.  I was changing you and apparently when I lifted your legs, you weren’t done yet (another favorite story of his that John caught on video)!  Cameron, did I answer most your questions about babies.  “Yeah, I think so.” 
Whew….. the 5yr old mind is satisfied for now!!!!   But I should have know.  Just a few minutes later….. “Mom, how do the babies get in ladies tummy’s?”   Hmmmmm….. let me think on that one!  Luckily it makes sense to him that God works miracles and he puts them there.  I can hardly wait for the next round of questions!